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CEO Wanted. No qualifications, no old school tie, no experience necessary. Apply within.

So you think you can be Chief Executive Officer of RedStar Bank, eh?

Before you start

You may like to look at the CEO job description, some the frequently asked questions about applying, the content guidelines or frequently asked questions about the position.

You may also like an example completed application form - by John Maynard Keynes.

Filthy lucre

Obviously, whoever becomes RedStar Bank CEO will get a salary. But no-one leaves empty-handed. All applicants get party favours consisting of personalised RedStar Bank business cards, and a common share in RedStar Bank as a momento.

What happens next

Once your application has been processed and approved, we'll email you with the website address of your application profile. If you have chosen to receive your business cards and share certificate by email, these will be attached. Otherwise, we will let you know where you can download them from.

  • Step 1. About the real you 
  • We need to have your details to update you of any changes to the application process, and in the event of you becoming shortlisted for the CEO position. Note that none of your personal details will be available on the website, sold or otherwise distributed to third parties.

  • Step 2. About the public you 

    From this point on, the information that you provide will be seen by the public. The public will have a say in shortlisting candidates by voting on your application. So keep that in mind as you fill out the form.

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