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DTS

Money makes the world go round


Background

Lives in Gotham City. Fight crime at night. Which is why I've not added a photo.

Why I'm the best person for the job

Right. *rubs hands* In order to minimise costs for the bank, I'll move headquarters abroad where taxes are lower. Somewhere like, oh I don't know, lets say Belize. As a further cost cutting exercise, I'll get a place on the beach - so that on a clear day I'll be able to communicate with you all by semaphore.

I'll busy my days by counting my money. Forget shuffling paper. I'll shuffle notes. I'll convert the money into Belizean (?) dollars (??) so that it takes longer to count.

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