Background

Years of training horses (and people) cultivated an appreciation of recognizing and dealing with a variety of mental and physical challenges and psychosis. Excellent communication skills and negotiating talent with a flair for the highly dramatic. Right balance of artistic creativity and political sensibilities and sensitivities.

Why I'm the best person for the job

Overachiever when it comes to the needed qualifications - no old school ties (never went to school!); no special qualifications or related experience (unless mucking manure counts!). I will give the role its deserved attention, respect and priority. As a former owner of a London brothel, I have whipped many a banker into shape. I promise to maintain a public image that will enhance and promote the mission of the cause. So let me lead you!